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Cockney Slang
| The following list includes vulgar language and terms which may be considered racist or offensive by some people. It is merely a list which reflects common, modern, British society and does not reflect the views of the site owner in any way, shape or form. | |||
| Aids | Ace of Spades | Milk | Acker Bilk |
| Ball | Albert Hall | Neck | Gregory Peck |
| Balti | Basil Fawlty | ||
| Beak | Bubble and Squeak | ||
| Bed | Uncle Ted | ||
| Believe | Adam and Eve It | ||
| Belly | Aunt Nellie | Oral Sex | Ant and Decs |
| Bitch | Abercrombie & Fitch | Pants | Adam and the Ants (Adam's) |
| Brandy | Fine and Dandy | Pig's Ear | Beer |
| Cappucino | Al Pacino | Piles | Air Miles |
| Car | Jam Jar | ||
| Cheque | Gregory Peck | Plants | |
| Cheese | John Cleese, Bended Knees | ||
| Church | Left in the Lurch | ||
| Clock | Tick Tock, Dickory Dock | ||
| Clue | Scooby Doo | ||
| Coat | Billy Goat, Nanny Goat | ||
| Code | A La Mode | Sky Rocket | |
| Copper | Bottle and Stopper | Printer | |
| Cork | Duke of York | ||
| Deaf | Mutt and Jeff (Mutton) | ||
| Dicky Dirt | Shirt | ||
| Diet | Brixton Riot | ||
| Dole | Rock n Roll, Andy Cole | ||
| Face | Boat Race | ||
| Flaps | Bacon Baps | ||
| Gay | Bail of Hay | ||
| Gloves | Turtle Doves | ||
| Hot | Rub a Dub Tub | Pub | |
| Jeans | Baked Beans | ||
| Knickers | Alan Whicker | ||
| Legs | Ham and Eggs | ||
| Salmon and Trout | Stout | ||
| Shilling | |||
| Shit | Tom Tit | ||
| Slippers | Kippers | ||
| Stoned | |||
| Suit | Whistle and Flute | ||
| Lager | Forsyte Saga | Truth | |
| Lark | Noah's Ark | ||
| Lies | Pork Pies | Wank | Barclays Bank |
| Wife | |||
| Look | Butcher's Hook | ||
| Luck | Donald Duck | ||